The Day I Broke My Ass

Published on 31 July 2023 at 07:55

It was a beautiful Autumn day in Florida…

My youngest and I decided to rake leaves into a big pile for the sole purpose of leaping into them. He giggled and chortled with each leap “Come on mom! Jump too!”

… It seemed like a good idea at the time…

I piled the leaves nice and high and leaped! 

Now. I am a huge fan of taking big leaps in life. Live fearlessly! 
However, as a newly 43 year old woman, with a bit of extra cushioning (that I honestly thought would protect me) in hindsight, some leaps should not be taken. 
You may possibly break your ass and spend a few weeks wincing every time you sit down on the special butt pillow you overnighted from Amazon. 

I learned 3 things that day - 

1. There are less dangerous ways to connect with my inner child - splashing in puddles for example (a definite favorite) 

2. Metaphorical leaps = Good! Physical leaps = Less Good.

3. My ass does not bounce. 

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